Juan and Teacher Story

July 28, 2008

Teacher: Juan, if there are 5 birds sitting on the fenceand you shot 1 with your gun, how many are left?

Juan: None, cause the rest would fly away.

Teacher: Well the answer is 4, but i like the way your thinking.

Juan: I have a question for you Ma’am, there are 3 women in the ice cream shop,
One was licking her cone, the 2nd was biting her cone and the 3rd is sucking her cone..
Which one is married?

Teacher: I guess the one sucking the cone.

Juan: No, the one with wedding ring on her finger,
but i like the way your thinking.. :)

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"it has never been a question of who forgets..
but sometimes,
there's a definite pain on being the only one
who remembers everything."

     

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